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Social Politics

Bernie & Hillary -

Bernie Sanders 2016 -

Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -

Socialist Screwball -

LIBERAL TALKING POINTS - When facts, statistics, intelligence or logic are not on your side, just pull something out of your butt and fling it.

TAGS: liberals socialists ignorant crap throwers funny
Rating: 4.31/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:56 pm

IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.

TAGS: capitalism michael moore fatass socialist
Rating: 4.92/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan

This is why -

Obama's Nefarious Priorities -


TAGS: liberals socialists progressives sad pathetic zombie losers
Rating: 4.02/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 6:26 am

NEW OBAMA VALUE MEAL - Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it

Democrat socialist defined -

Bernie the Sadistic Pervert -

TAGS: bernie sanders gang ra** fantasies p***ert sadistic codger democrat cretin liberal nut job progressive hack socialist vermont moron senile communist
Rating: 4.79/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:11 am
Jeb my he drop out of the race Bush is a better candidate than Bernie.
Cannabal - May 29, 2015, 5:37 pm
Still a better candidate than ANYONE else.

CHANGE - Because that's all you'll have left when I'm done...

Obama To The SCOTUS??? -

Senile Socialist -

TAGS: bernie sanders senile socialist liberal democrat progressive commie codger vermont vermin hippies moonbats feel the bern
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - September 22, 2015, 11:38 pm
Well, he didn't say "paid" vacation


SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE - Obama and other socialist Dems pointed to Canada as an example when they jammed Obamacare through. I wonder why this chart never came up.

Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -


TAGS: economics capitalism socialism
Rating: 3.14/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:29 am
Well, you apparently opted to skip the bottle labeled "economic knowledge..."

Liberal Cognitive Dissonance -

Bernie Sanders 2016 -

Ayn Rand Quote -

Papal Hypocrisy -

COMRADE OBAMA - has well earned his place

Hillary Voter ID Hypocrisy -

TAGS: hillary clinton voter id hypocrisy killary klinton hildebeast 2016 corruption servergate benghazi granny state socialist bribery influence peddler traitor
Rating: 5/5

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mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:26 pm
/to be fair, she wants let everyone vote without ID. that's f*****g idiotic. how would you stop the same doofus from going through the line twice or even thrice, without something in the way of identifying one nutter voter from another?/

JOKE'S OVER - Let's go back to the Constitution.

OBAMASTAN - Future name for America. Obamastan: Glorious Socialist Worker's Paradise, Land of gun control and redistributed wealth

ROFL MAO - The Chairman always laughs when Americans think that they know what communism or socialism is.

OBAMACARE - the efficiency of the postal service the sustainability of social security and all the compassion of the Internal Revenue Service

Why Can't Liberals Understand This??? -

Socialist Sanders -

great pretender -

Commie Sanders -

Obama is communist -

THE COMMIE-NAZIS - The Totalitarian Liberal Marxist Fascist Party that will DESTROY US ALL! (According to Republicans, that is.)

TAGS: fascism communism nazism socialism marxism
Rating: 2.36/5

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Cannabal - February 28, 2014, 2:14 am
When in doubt, play the Hitler Card. #13051
RonaldReagan - February 27, 2014, 11:11 pm
Funny. Not a fan of radicals who compare Bush or Obama to Hitler or Nazis. Making fun of a politician is one thing. Comparing them to murderers is insane and depraved.

Hillary Is Untrustworthy & Dishonest -

Stupid Socialist Sanders -

Back To The Future -

ANNA CHAPMAN - If Obama wanted to fill his cabinet with Socialists he could have started here

THREE STOOGES - Because nothing says "Epic Fail" more than trying to continually blame their epic tax and spend socialist agenda on George Bush!

Hillary's Most Outrageous Claim Of All-Time -

SOCIALISM=EPIC FAIL - Always has, and always will be.

RAHM REJECTS CHICK-FIL-A: 'NOT CHICAGO VALUES' - He is right Chick-Fil-A has much higher values than Chicago


Liberal Hypocrisy -

TAGS: liberal hypocrisy ronald reagan too old bernie sanders senile socialist democrat liberal hippie vermont marxist
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - September 16, 2015, 1:14 am
Well they must believe that whoever he picks as his vp will carry on his policies when he has to step down.

socialists -

THE REAL OBAMA LOGO - National Socialism

Bernie Sanders 2016 -

What's a Good Socialist to do? -

THE PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL CARD - Socialism and communism lead to dictatorship, human rights violations and loss of liberty. But we'd all be "equal"!

Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -

The Old Indian Sheepdog -

Karl Marx & Bernie Sanders -

TAGS: bernie sanders 2016 karl marx socialist democrat communism socialism commie codger vermont hippie feel the bern feelthebern
Rating: 4.82/5

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Oldsod - October 8, 2015, 5:54 pm
Now, I don't think that's quite true...didn't Sanders used to fry chicken?

21.1% UNEMPLOYMENT FOR RECENT GRADUATES - I guess if there's no work to drive to, then that'll make you a safer driver.


The Socialist & The Race Pimp -


SOCIALISTS - No matter the body count They never give up

WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION - That pretty much sums it up.

TAGS: obama resdistribute socialist 2012 election
Rating: 3.55/5

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Capt. Morgan - September 19, 2012, 3:49 pm
Samuel Adams. Brewer, Patriot. My Hero!

THE FIX IN - Rahm a Rahm a Ding Dong

FIRST - we re-educate the children

SOCIALISM HATERS - Historically, the jokes on you.

TAGS: socialism
Rating: 3/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:38 am
But when you run out of other people's money, we'll be the ones who have the last laugh.

Hillary the Elitist Hypocrite -

Liberal Idiots -

DEMOCRAT - Decidedly Egocentric Members Of Congress Rationalizing Added Taxes

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! - Screw Joe the Plumber, I can spend his money better than he can

USSA - No longer 50 individual states. One big labor machine for the govt. Wake up people!


TAGS: worst socialist ever
Rating: 2/5

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crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 5:52 pm
Shoot me a link, I'll interpret it for you. =)
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 5:51 pm
See JG, I knew you'd said you were involved with a factory. =)
JGalt - September 18, 2012, 7:04 am
crank- how about the real number U6,and not U3? what's that one tell you!
JGalt - September 18, 2012, 7:02 am
is that because their benefits expired? we put a sign outside our plant- "now hiring"- we have 3 openings- we are getting 50 applicants a day applying- In the last 20 years, I've never seen that kind of activity! at best 3/day in the past.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 11:41 pm
Really world class? How many initial claims do you see?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 9:38 pm
You're trying to use unemployment numbers as a metric to show that Obama is a complete failure, but the link you provide to show the unemployment numbers, shows the opposite of what you think it does. Canadian education is world class.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 9:20 pm
You can't read initial claims? Canada's schools suck too?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 6:27 pm
Or is it that you think that the rest of us can't either? Because I certainly can.
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 6:26 pm
... You can't tell the difference between -78,500 and +400,000?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 6:25 pm
"The total number of people claiming benefits in all programs for the week ending August 25 was 5,391,576, a decrease of 78,465 from the previous week. There were 7,143,572 persons claiming benefits in the comparable week in 2011" ...
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 6:11 pm
Nothing being cherry picked. Those govt reported initial claims for unemployment..
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:40 pm
By the way, do you do 'jazz hands' as well?
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:39 pm
Please, Groucho, continue cherry picking only those statistics that support your narrative. I do believe I already quoted the TOTAL NUMBER a few posts prior to this one.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 5:24 pm
an increase of 3,250 from the previous week's revised average of 371,750.
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 5:24 pm
In the week ending September 8, the advance figure for seasonally adjusted initial claims was 382,000,
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:18 pm
Groucho, I believe the revolution you've been looking for is the 'Dance Dance Revolution'. =)
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:17 pm
Quote again:"The total number of people claiming benefits in all programs for the week ending August 25 was 5,391,576, a decrease of 78,465 from the previous week. There were 7,143,572 persons claiming benefits in the comparable week in 2011"
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:15 pm
And I quote:"The advance unadjusted insured unemployment rate was 2.3 percent during the week ending September 1, a decrease of 0.1 percentage point from the prior week's unrevised rate."
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:14 pm
My suggestion, if I may, would be that you learn to read the links you provide, before providing them. Because the one you just posted, pretty much says the opposite of what you believe it does.
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:08 pm
...it's high time you learn another song and dance.
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 5:08 pm
I know right? You can't possibly find some conservative tlaking point that explains how "Obama's socialist policies" have the DJIA at the highest point it's ever been, so instead, you want to talk about unemployment. I'm tired of your tactics Groucho...
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 5:02 pm
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 4:58 pm
"Come on Groucho, just do the twist... come one Grouuuuuu-cho, just do the twist, take that topic by the hand boy, and go like this..."
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 4:52 pm
No..People just adjust... Have you noticed the latest unemployment numbers? About 400,000 new apps Go team Obama
crankyhead - September 17, 2012, 4:43 pm
The truth hurts like a mutha-uffah, doesn't it 1L snipers?

If You Ever Feel Stupid... -

OBAMA'S FAVORITE GOLF HAT - Buying votes with our taxpayer dollars!

THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP OBAMA - America has been duped!

WASTING AWAY IN OBAMAVILLE - Looking for our lost glimmer of hope..

SOCIALISM EXPLAINED - When you consider how inefficiently our Government runs things, and as many governments fail at socialism, the picture above is our likely future with the socialists hard at work to re-engineer society.


REDS - Radical Educators Drilling Socialism

North Korea's Road To Serfdom -

SOCIALISM - In order to make it fair, we reduce everyone to the lowest common denominator, that way everyone is poor.

OBAMACARE - Coming to a clinic near you

VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN - I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain.

LIBERALS - French For Cowards


TAGS: obamateur huge tax increase socialism
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - February 5, 2014, 6:20 am

Liberal Logic: Killing Babies Is Good, Killing Terrorists Is Bad -

Socialist Sanders -

Obama's Gun Plan -

SOCIALISM - Gas,Cash Or ObamaCare Tax. Nobody Rides For Free.

Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Abhorrent Claim -

The Problem With America -

Gary Allen Quote -

Eco-Pope Francis -

MAIN STREAM MEDIA - More like Main Socialist Media.

HA! HA! AMERICA! - We win! You lose!

MAKES ME WANT TO OPEN A BUMPER STICKER SHOP . . . - . . . but with Obama letting the Bush tax cuts expire, I'd be bankrupt.



JOKE'S ON YOU LIBERAL LEMMING - Socialism has failed 100% of the time in all of world history.

TAGS: socialism fail
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - August 8, 2014, 11:32 am
In what way has it not failed?
birddseedd - August 8, 2014, 10:42 am
In what way has socialism failed?

SOCIALISM: IT KILLS AMBITION - & keeps a nation under control. Socialism Kills Innovation. Socialism Kills The American Dream. The Democratic Party: Spreading Misery Equally Since 1933.

SOCIALISM: GOVERNMENT BY SLAVERY - Capitalism is Equality of Freedom. Socialism is Equality of Slavery. Socialism is Equality through Trickle-up.

TAGS: socialism poverty capitalism freedom
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 8:33 pm
What's your point? Socialism has everthing to do with why Cuba has antiquated vehicles and all the problems a**ociated with totalitarianistic regimes.
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 8:29 pm
The US Embargo on Cuba since the early 60's had nothing to do with Cuba's problems.....

SOCIAL DEMOCRACY - The doctrine whereby You can cease being responsible for yourself By pretending to be responsible for everything else

HYPOCRITES - Liberals that scream and fight for every entitlement hand-out they think they have "earned" while also screaming and fighting to take money from those who actually have earned it.